{"id":677,"date":"2016-12-10T11:09:41","date_gmt":"2016-12-10T04:09:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lixionary.com\/?p=677"},"modified":"2016-12-10T11:09:41","modified_gmt":"2016-12-10T04:09:41","slug":"get-a-long-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lixionary.com\/index.php\/2016\/12\/10\/get-a-long-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Get a Long Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u200b<span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px\">Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px\">bar after another.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px\">After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px;font-style: italic\">&#8220;Son, you know eating all that candy isn&#8217;t good for you. It will&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px;font-style: italic\">give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255)\">Little Johnny replied,&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-style: italic\">&#8220;My grandfather lived to be 107 years&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px;font-style: italic\">old.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255)\">The man asked,&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-style: italic\">&#8220;Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?&#8221;<\/span><br style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255)\"><br style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255)\"><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255)\">Little Johnny answered,&nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 102);, Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;font-size: 15.84px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-style: italic\">&#8220;No, he minded his own business!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u200bLittle Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy&nbsp;bar after another. 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